Naughty Piggy
Debut
Live From Crumb
Central
Thursday, 21 January 2003: NP News - Pattaya, Thailand.
Dailys News:
Is it tough for you these days. You know, rooting for truffles all day
long?
NP:
There's no oink about it. That whole thing in Paris is a travesty.
And, the Naughty Piggy makes no exceptions when it comes time for his midnight
snack. For me, It's truffles or nothing.
Dailys News:
So tell me NP, aside from referring to yourself in the third-person, what can we
expect from you in the future?
NP:
Crumbs me boy, and lot's of them. Plus dirty dishes everywhere! I'm
a walking fiasco. It's what I do, you know. Hanz Blix ain't got
nuthin' on me. I, Sir, am a professional.
Dailys News:
What are you views on bacon?
NP: Well,
being a connoisseur I can say with some authority that at the base of the USDA
food pyramid it's an important part of a nutritious breakfast. Yes, you
mustn't forget the fat. Just as long as it's not mine. Yummo!
(laughs and squeals). But, you know, I'm working on a new Meat Hat
concept. This is all very hush-hush, but I'll just tell you that I've been
talking with Karl Lagerfeld--oh, yeah he's a big fan--anyway... It's gonna be
big!
Dailys News:
Pins and needles, NP. Say, do you smell that? My God!
NP:
Excuse me. (blushes)
Dailys News:
Well, they don't call you Naughty Piggy for nothing. I think that about
says it all. Thanks for being here and best of luck with all of that.
Kimfucious, signing off from
Crumb Central.
NP:
Oink!
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